- Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
- Me: AYYYYY
- Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
I scrolled over it then came back
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Happy: Pursuit of Happiness Kid Cudi
Love: Always the Love Songs Eli Young Band
Hate: Hate Plain White T’s
Light: All Of The Lights (Ellie Goulding x Portland Cello Project x Kanye West) The Hood Internet
Dark: The Dark I Know Well Spring Awakening
Good: Fight the Good Fight Triumph
Bad: Bad Michael Jackson
Cry: Big Girls Don’t Cry Fergie
Girl: Bad Girls M.I.A.
Boy: Boys ‘Round Here Blake Shelton
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image